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ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
Anonymous (via palmist)
"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via ism-ology)

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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lindsaylohoean:

when people block you on facebook after they don’t know what to say in an argument anymore

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

addictedtoamypoehler:

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god