when I take a picture of somebody :
when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :
"how would you like your tea sir?"
*american voice* tax free
when people block you on facebook after they don’t know what to say in an argument anymore
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.